i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
It's 10am, I'm at grocery store buying booze b/c the bf just told me that he didn't "technically" break up with his ex.
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
Uuh, dude you came running out of the bar screaming you didn't want to hear that song, ran face first into a truck, spun around 3 times and hit the sidewalk. I tried to catch you.
I made a Russian puke. I outdrank a Russian. I am unstoppable.
At one point they were sandwiching me, both petting my stomach, mad dogging each other. Then they somehow telepathically decided to both try to pull my pants down. Such nice guys.
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
I am lonely and hungry. I need a girlfriend, but I'd settle for my mom.
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
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