I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
the guy in the stall next to me, came in, farted, laughed, and proceeded to give himself some sort of hillbilly pep talk that included the phrase "big pussy".
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I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
Because of him my new motto is "Keep calm and fuck a guy with a beard". Yes, I am serious.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
Technically, I traded a soft pretzel for sex last night...
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Updates: Made out with a teletubby last night in the middle of the street #lifegoals
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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