He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
I seriously need 2 stop fake jacking off in peoples faces at work...the I.T. Guy just showed me the security surveillance tapes.
As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
I have no idea what happened last night, but you're the only person I remember smashing my face into. Be honored.
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
Just found out they make medicinal lollipops, bought like 40 of them. Gonna go fill a pediatricians lollipop bowl.
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
I just matched with a taco on tinder. Dreams come true.
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
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