roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
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Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
Just told my mom sparks is a health drink. Officially getting hammered on the way to the beach.
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
I couldn't figure out her damn button fly jeans... IM NOT A FUCKING ENGINEER
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
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I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
You went into my bathroom put on my bathrobe.. Said excuse me then went in my front yard and started yelling who ate my whopper..
I don't know why, but whenever I shave my balls I feel more aerodynamic.
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
If I told the doordash driver it's national nudity day, think he'd still report me for being topless at the door?
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