dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
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I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
I don't talk to her anymore. I lit her birthday presents on fire. Who the fuck puts candles that close to tissue paper?
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
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Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
Also, being stuck with my family all week has made it very clear that I need to be drunk and I need to be fucked pronto
I was desperate and wasn't about to let my cereal get soggy so I ate it on the toilet. Don't let me repeat last night.
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
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