oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
I jerked off enough times today to safely commit to the fact that im not getting laid tonight
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
Just bought a McDouble with a tightly rolled dollar. The lady just gave me a sad face...
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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