Why is it that every time I type the word "give" my phone spells out HIV?! You know how many people i've told I want to HIV them something!
bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
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Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
my make-up looks really good tonight. I swear it had nothing to do with me finishing all of your strawberry vodka.
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i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
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