Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
Oh my god, I am the best RA ever. I'm teaching my freshman girls how to deep throat on bananas as a group bonding activity. I'm making the religious ones eat them for potassium.
We are sitting here staring into each others eyes, mutually rubbing forks up and down our respective noses. High as balls doesn't even begin to cover it.
Nearly got hit by a blue bell ice cream truck. Can I count on you to make plenty of puns like "her life was sweet, and so was her death" at my funeral if that was to happen?
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
Lobby closes at 2 AM on Thursday, but everyone walking still wants food... I could run a "Taco Bell Taxi" when I clock off at 2 and charge a dollar to give drunks a ride through drive thru.
Someones thought of a way to afford tuition.
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