I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
I hate ducks.
What?
they're sketch. like squirrels. squirrels are sketch as fuck.
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
I'd like to say he was whispering sweet nothings into my ear all night but really he was just whispering "pussyyy"
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
I want to miss work tomorrow on account of violent projective vomit... Make it happen
Yeah I had this grand plan to bring flaming dr pepper shots to some girls and say "these shots are hot, but not as hot as you" but instead I lit the bar on fire
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
We'll get you some ice cream, but no sprinkles. Sprinkles are for winners.
I think my fortune cookie is telling me I give good blowjobs.
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
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