she was pretty much dry humping my leg when her boyfriend walked in. he says "you should probably leave." all i could come up with was "YEAH, I KNOW!"
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
Last night did I take a piece of pizza out of your hand and then proceed to eat it?
Twice...
pretty sure I just got a "sorry I have a new boyfriend" blow job. Confused, but totally ok with it.
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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