dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
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IM A DRUNK BIRTHDAY CLEOPATRA MESS. CELEBRATE THAT BITCH
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
He said he was walking down to the White Castle for sliders, still drinking straight from a 750. He came back two hours later pushing a grocery cart that had two puppies in it.
The puppies promptly had the squirts all over the living room, as he had fed them the sliders.
He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
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YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
Terrible idea I love it
All I need to do is acquire a Shrek costume.
Please don't traumatize your girlfriend too terribly. Have fun.
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
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