i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
We shared that special kind of eye contact that can only be experienced when you know one party is saying "Oh god, I fucked him in the back seat when you were in the front, didn't I."
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
He was about to puke, and so I handed him an empty beer can. In retrospect, not very helpful.
She just told me she blew the waiter in the bathroom. Should I still leave a tip?
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
I was having trouble getting it up so she grabbed it and said "no, it's too big to fail"
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
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