You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
for halloween i should be pregnant. what is scarier than that?!
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
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You know how I know it's Spring Break? I just passed a car with "South Padre bound" shoe polished on the back. The driver was blatantly drinking a roadie and getting road head.
She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
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Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
He broke up with his gf yesterday so he could give me our annual Christmas sex at midnight.
Marry him. Now.
She thinks I come over for the sex, but I really come for the snacks.
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
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