what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
The best part about this city is obvious. Someone saw me crouching by a bar pissing in my leftover Panera bread bowl and they just winked.
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
Like, you've got the smoothest dick in the west. Do you moisturize?
Yes I do
So apparently I initiate sex in my sleep
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
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