i just fingered the ice cream at home instead of getting a spoon
been there done that
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
Apparently it's ok to apply for building permits drunk. I feel like there definitely is a law preventing that.
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I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
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Why am I feeling up grandma?!
I'm really glad a picture of you as an infant followed this text.
This guy at the airport was telling me 3/4 dudes in his group got rufied at some strip club. One guy woke up in the hospital, another found himself in a random parking garage, the other got back to the room and they all shit their pants. Go Vegas.
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
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