I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
I was totally going to sleep with him, until he got naked and started swinging around his boner singing "I'm so hard. oh yeah yeah yeah, I'm so hard" like Rihanna.
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
STDs are my biggest fear, besides whales. They're so fucking big.
So we just accidentally broke into a building from the third floor while carrying shovels. The security guards are still very confused
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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