I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.
I'm so happy I'm only on my second drink. That would have been the best idea ever if I was on my fifth.
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
he pulled my tampon string out with his teeth like a grenade pin yelling frag out! That's why I fuck guys back from deployment. They'll go the distance
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