im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
She offered to make me a fruit roll up salad for breakfast...I'm not sure if that's the coolest or weirdest thing ever...
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
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Bartending School is so much more enjoyable now that I realized I was in rehab at this time last year.
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
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Owwwww. Yeah. I can barely move unless Im high on vicodin. We are bad at drinking/balancing. We will be the first to break hips and have to go into a home.
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
I woke up with a dread of barbecue sauce in my hair. Drunk munchies makes me a disgusting person.
What kind of friend would I be if I didn't make you hate things you once loved?
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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