You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
Sorry about teling your dad i'd have sex with him last night in front of your mom while i was drunk
If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
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i really wish my pants would only unzip when im sober
the number of months ive had a girlfriend in my life divided by the number of blowjobs ive gotten is extremely depressing...
i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
Thanks for telling my landlord that the poop stain was yours and not my secret dog.
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
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JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
She asked me to come on her OkCupid date with her
I'm actually pinning crap for Friendsgiving like a boss right now. These bitches better show up.
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
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