lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
so my 6 year old came home from school and asked me if he was a bastard cause the kids at school called him one, i told him to call them a clit. those parents will hate me
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
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This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
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I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
He suck his junk in my HALF BAKED. Ben & Jerry would totally disapprove. This is worse than sticky dick donut day.
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
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