when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
Duck Duck Cougar?
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
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I just used dish soap as body wash. I smell like a dishwasher exploded. isn't the end of the semester fun?
apparently i saved myself a memo last night titled "cake" and all it says is "i love it so much"
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
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I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
Do exhausted, barely concealed hand jobs count as joining the mile high club?
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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