love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
just bought 2000 rhinestones and a heart shaped stencil at Micheals...I think the cashier knows i'm Vajazzling
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
the back of my hand read, "say no to drugs." my palm read, "say yes to shots." when the fuck did I write that?
Nothing quite like pre-gaming the Kentucky Derby with adderall and adderall. I'm fairly confident I could outrun all of these fucking horses in a foot race right now.
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
When my card got declined you bought the vibrator without me even asking. This is what friendship is.
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