So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
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yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
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You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
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