If i come over, it means nothing
Oh shit. I just had to lure him into the bedroom so I could take the list of his negative qualities off the fridge so he wouldn't see.
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
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In the ER. 2nd degree burns. Drunken attempt to make gasoline scented candles.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
Smuggling a beer bottle full of vodka out of the bar with a tampon as a plug for the top of the bottle wasn't one of my classiest ideas... but your hangover proves it was resourceful and effective. Your welcome.
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
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You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
Bang-toberfest begins!!
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
He was tripping his balls off and kept aggressively saying SIT ON MY FACE. 5 hours and countless orgasms later I've decided I must never let this man go.
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