I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
My dinner was lean cuisine and tequila. Aaaaaand I need a boyfriend.
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
We're celebrating his weight gain and arrest.and by we I mean I, and by celebrating I mean getting dangerously drunk
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
Apparently "I have the beer shits" isn't the excuse my boss wanted to hear. So sue me
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
Girl in front of me just swan dove into the middle of the carpeted hallway, stood up, clapped for herself, and then continued walking. My life is complete.
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