Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
I hate it when you make eye contact with someone bcs you are about to make fun of them and they take it as a hint to come hit on you.
this girl with a french braid down the center of her head won't stop talking about the benefits of the free market. i'm hungover, bloated and haven't slept for 4 days. shut up french braid girl, shut up.
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we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
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I told him I tried to eat a stranger's sandwich while I was drunk. Mildly disappointed but he realizes he has me for a kid.
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
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