Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
We were escorted through the guys dorm by 5 kids with nerf guns and zelda shields. I felt like the president with a fucked up secret service squad.
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
One a scale of one to hella drunk, how gracefully can I make it down those stairs
I forget how to act sober
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