I want to walk on stilts...naked
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
The leasing office is hiring, so I gave them my resume and class schedule. I doubt they'll call me considering last summer at their "exotic animal" pool party I marched in with a funnel and demanded the employees chug. I doubt they've forgotten.
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
I had a dream last night that I used a condom when I had sex. That's how I knew it was a dream
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
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