just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
This Xanax laced vodka tonic will help me forget that all these spring breakers are all young enough to have been my students.
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
I told a 250 pound football player I would catch him if he jumped into my arms. And that is how I broke my wrist
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
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