check it out our google latitudes are spooning
At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
I forgot to tell you. Your neighbor was walking his tiny dog and saw me crawl out of my jeep drunk vomiting and holding onto my bumper. He just said: morning! all friendly.
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
You were drunkenly dancing with a statue you affectionately referred to as "The Captain." I wasn't going to deny your happiness.
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
I made you bacon and gave you a blow job. I'd say you had a pretty great day.
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