My professor is talking about sperm and all I can think about is my mouth
Well, shes famous, an alcoholic, hillarious, and has big boobs.... Pretty much my only aspirations in life.
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
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mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer
Super stoned right now. And I stared at my exit, thought to myself "hey self. That is your exit" and I kept driving right past it.
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Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
I was playing 'If You Had To Fuck One or Die' with the old composite pictures with a guy in the bathroom line. They were all pretty ugly so I go "You can tell this is a lower tier frat"......turns out the guy was a brother
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
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