I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
note to self..putting cheap vodka in a bottle of grey goose does not make it taste better
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
If I had a quarter for every time I had sex in your bed while you were out of town, I would probably be a lot more willing to buy you new sheets. Hope you're having a nice vacation.
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
The creepiest man is serenading me at the bar right now. I had about a quarter of a drink left and the bartender just walked over and filled it with vodka and walked away laughing.
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
Found her grinding on my boss with her tongue down her throat last night. Guess who just got promoted!
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