ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
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So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
That girl next to you randomly said that she fits into a queen sized pillow case
WTF.
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
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One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
Tell me I'm drunk and you have to come get me. It's usually true. They'll believe you.
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
I'm at the drive thru window, five minutes out. If the bathtub is empty or you're dressed when I arrive I'm not sharing.
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