thanks for being my friend even though im irresponsible with my vagina
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
When the tupperware hit the highway it was like a vomit bomb
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Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
He followed me on twitter after I posted a drunk screen shot of a tweet. It's like he gave me permission to stalk him on a whole different level.
My breasts were aching with rage.
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
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Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
You shoulda seen me try and clean up custard from an eclair off the floor while trying to pretend to be sober for my mom. Fucking hilarious.
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