So then I told him that only a restaurant managed by a florida fan could run out of ketchup
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
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I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
Hate you missed the after party, I was covered in dish soap gliding bare assed down a slip n slide at 6:30 this morning
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if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
I don't know. I just thought I'd put my drinks in my bag and go on an adventure. Like a drunk Bilbo Baggins.
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
Babe, I'm gunna be straight with you. When you act like a dick it makes me regret not fucking my manager last week.
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