It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
Her tits were the only thing that upgraded her from "no way in fuck" to "drunken mistake"
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
Worst drunk idea ever... Me "Cops are looking for two guys, one in a grey shirt one in a blue shirt" jelly "lets take out shirts off they'll never find us" of course I thought it was brilliant
Just chugged a Bloody Mary in 60 seconds flat. New personal best! Happy Sunday!
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
It's no shave November. This is our time.
But what I'm actually thinking about is how everyone except me had sex on my bed this weekend and now I'm just sleeping in it with a 7 foot tall blue panda
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
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