singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
Do you think she hates me because I thought her roommate's name actually was Butterface?
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so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
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him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
Im eating leftover Easter ham in a bubble bath. What has my life come to?
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
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