have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
Dude, this old lady messaged me on Facebook talking about her grandson and wanted to know shit about me. I'd almost call her a cougar except she looks like mashed potatoes that have come alive.
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
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Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
He came in looking for condoms, iced coffee, and a gas tank. I need to be where he's going.
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
.....woke up with a tube of cinnamon buns in my pocket, i miss you
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I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
You're breaking my sexual little heart
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
Responsible things to do when you're too hungover to get out of bed: Breast self exam.
He gave his liver a pep talk before the vodka chugging started
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