we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
What the hell do I have to do to get some foreplay around here? This sucks.
I think you know the answer.
How can I marinade myself in Vodka?
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
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At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
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Circle jerk is a real thing. It looks like five innocent virgins in a closet at my brother's bar mitzvah. Yeah, I walked in on that.
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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