Dude, my boy c***** and I hooked up with Asian sisters last night in the same room
Then I put on blue by Eiffel 65 and security showed up and yelled at us for being too loud. Also, they stopped fucking because no one can fuck to eiffel 65
Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
What did we do last night that was yellow?
it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
I woke up this morning and thought "Im sure I've seen this house in a porno" and instantly googlemapped myself
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
Just had a stripper snatch my glasses off my face with her ass
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
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