I am a bulletproof tiger!
Haha. Nice, be careful tonight.
I'm gonna have to get my windshield replaced. Is the keg beat?
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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