the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
barbara walters just said penis...
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
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I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
I would explain the ketchup stains in the bed to him but saying I just got my period is so much less embarrassing...
She was giving you that "I really want to blow you but I have to act professional" look. Guaranteed
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
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Getting cock-blocked by Jeff Bridges. NOT OKAY.
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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