she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
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I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
Go tell your boss to go fuck himself because you have beer and doritos and zombies waiting on you
I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
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I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
Just got invited to a tree party by some random chicks. They're literally just sitting up in a tree with a handle of rum and a box of goldfish crackers and yelled at me as I was walking by...
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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