Where is the hickey?
Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
I'm telling lies about you to make you look like a good person
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
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All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW.
The only funny part about this situation was this morning when they rounded up all the drunks in the ER, piled us into a minivan, then dropped us all off at our houses.
dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
So I went tanning and I burned my boobs.
They're like sad pomegranates.
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Someone with the Instagram name "hymenbreaker" just liked a photo of me and my grandma. I feel ashamed.
returning from a 6am booty call in 2 feet of snow on a Tuesday is a bold new kind of low for me
My joke about liking my coffee like I like my men IS ABOUT TO COME TRUE.
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
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