i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
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you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
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That UFC fighter fucked me so hard I have what can only be described as a "cuntcussion"
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
You yelled at me about a fork.
You probably deserved it, I'm very territorial about my cutlery.
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