just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
Kicked off drink for Jesus month by puking in my mouth while talking to my priest...real cool
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
I knew the sex would be bad when he slipped the rubber on and said "safe sex activated"
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does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
We were so drunk that when I broke the bottom off a pint glass we decided to make it into a candle holder. How does that happen?!
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I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
They offered me pot brownies in 7 minutes flat. Imagine my horror when I had to be like, are those gluten free?
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
Oh yeah, nothing says welcome home like walking in on your parents having sex on your bed while the dog is watching, they told me to wait until they were done...
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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