Today I realized that I've had whole drunk relationships with people. And sober me has and wants no part in it.
The only thing that would make my night better is if William Shatner came and read me a bedtime story.
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
Mr. Clingalot just ran from our apartment. What the hell?
I started to cry afterward and mumble random things. Examples: "God, please don't make me be so gay anymore" and "my mom is going to be so proud of me for fucking a dude this time." It was that or let him stay the night and cuddle. I mean, fuck that horrible shit I'm a girl that needs her space.
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
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