What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
Do you remember peeing in the sink while I was throwing up?
No ma'am, I do not. I found a video of us trying to do a trust fall though. Emphasis on the trying.
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
My google history for last night included "Whre is johns house" and "wher can i buy nukes?" Pretty sure they're related to one another.
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
I knew you were cut off when you tried to order a "Phil Collins"
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
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