i'm telling everyone you had sex with a puerto rican drug lord
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
Something about getting whistled at in my work clothes while crossing the street with three Nuvarings in my back pocket feels wrong.
They want yo temporarily sterile ass.
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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