I want to stick my p in your. b.
Hey when I die alone will you come by often enough so that my cats don’t eat my face?
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
I don't know who's more excited for you to come home. Me or my vagina
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My ex-fiancee UPS-ed me a sixer of tall boys, and a fifth of bourbon for christmas, from halfway across the country. What does this mean?
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
Note to self: Calvin Klein's are not safe to shit in.
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
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It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
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