I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
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She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
Today the house voted to defund Planned Parenthood but to continue funding NASCAR. I fucking hate everything.
Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
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He didn't even realize I was drunk. He probably just thought I loved Torchwood so much that I no longer knew how to use my thumbs
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
Would you please stop exposing your tits on my couch?
Fuck you, my tits are fabulous
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
What am I supposed to say? "Oh hey, I can't go out with you tonight because I can't picture myself sleeping with you and I was high and just trying to be nice when I said yes"?
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
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