Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
You didn't say, "No." And you stole more than half of my Snickers. You owed me that dick.
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
he looked at me and said 'happiness is a warm blanket' then stole my vodka.
There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
In the morning he said my plan to make 2 casseroles today was, "hot in a grandma sort of way," & I didn't think it was weird. THAT'S how hot he was.
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
Today I learned that when you lick a mans butthole, you get wined and dined at a nice french restaurant.
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
...okay, you can't just say 'masturbating llama' and not explain yourself
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