So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
operation have a gay friend backfired
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
I don't even care that it's before church. I feel like God actually wants me to have this shower beer.
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
Dude what happened last night?
I don't know, I'm still trying to figure out how I got my clothes back on.
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