: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
I'm wearing boardshorts as underwear to work. This is bachelorhood
Why is everyone in the bowling alley looking at me like i'm a prostitute just because I have bunny ears on?
I'm lonelier than Tom Hanks in Cast Away, right meow. Ready to make this bong my Wilson.
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
just found out that she named her cat after me.
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
I wanted one last NYC adventure and I got it. Now I just have to figure out a polite way to wake up the pantless former stripper illegal Russian immigrant street violinist chick currently in a vodka coma in my bed.
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
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