i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
I was walking around outside with a basket of eggs. I feel like little house on the prairie: hungover edition.
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
Maybe I'll just get really drunk on valentines day and tell him I think his penis is small
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
Hey kevin, it's Ashlee. I have been trying to get ahold of you. Your pledge gave me your number. I really wanted to apologize for shitting in your car I'll buy new upholstery or pay to have it shampooed if needed. I'm so embarrassed.
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