ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
I told her Billy Mays couldn't convince me to sleep with her
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
he screamed my twitter name while we were having sex.
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
Retelling stories from our semester makes me realize we need to get tested for herpes.
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
like, there were so many other better not terrible choices you could have made, so i'm honestly baffled that you managed to fuck up that bad
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